March 9, 2006

Habemus iPodem

According to Stereogum, Pope Benny XVI has an iPod, given to him by the Vatican Radio.

Here's just a guess as to what might be on there:

The obvious:
Jesus Walks, Kanye West
Personal Jesus, Depeche Mode
Sick Priest Learns to Last Forever, Destroyer
Fuck and Run, Liz Phair

The likely:
Hard-on for Jesus, The Dandy Warhols
I Have Forgiven Jesus, Morrissey
God Knows I'm Good, David Bowie
Dear God, XTC

The possible:
Me & Jesus Don't Talk Any More, Beulah
Run, Christian, Run!, Super Furry Animals
Mother Mary, The Eels
Jesus Doesn't Want Me for a Sunbeam, Nirvana

4 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:38 PM

    Don't forget "Banging in the Nails" by the Tiger Lillies.

    (and the sunbeam song was by the Vaselines before it was by the nirvana)

    -bgr

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  2. yeah, i know. i just wanted everyone to know the song i was talking about.

    Nirvana also covered the Vaselines for the song, "Molly's Lips."

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  3. Anonymous5:27 PM

    Jesus Seal, even when you start with the perfect concept, you are utterly incapable of making something clever or funny.

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  4. You got a better suggestion?

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