May 3, 2007

Old White Men Love Reagan, Fetuses

In tonight's GOP debates, the ten candidates waxed patriotic about the state of our union. Ronald Reagan was mentioned 16 times, strict constructionism was applauded, and Roe v. Wade was derided. With the notable exception of Rudy Giuliani, the candidates were unanimous in their condemnation of the landmark 1973 abortion ruling.


Some quotes from tonight's debate:


McCain: I Think The War Is "On The Right Track"...

Huckabee: I Would Have Fired Rumsfeld "Before The Election"...

Giuliani: A Nuclear Iran "Is The Worst Nightmare Of The Cold War, Isn't It?"...

Romney: Bin Laden Is Going To Pay And "He Will Die"...

McCain: I'll Follow Bin Laden "To The Gates Of Hell"...

Brownback: Banning Roe v. Wade Would Be A "Glorious Day Of Human Liberty And Freedom"..."The Life Issue Is What Separates Us From Islamic Fascists...

Tancredo: "Karl Rove Would Certainly Not Be In The White House
That I Inhabited"...

Thompson: "Several Thousand" Injured In Iraq...

Romney: Fitzgerald Was "Outrageous" For Going After Scooter
Libby...

Posted by Morgan Cohen at 10:31 PM

3 comments:

  1. connor12:04 AM

    re: all

    that sounds like something a stupid bitch WOULD SAY.-juelz

    i'm bringing it full circle!
    http://thelittlegreenblog.blogspot.com/2005/10/trials-of-juelz-santana.html

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  2. Jim3:53 PM

    I thought the worst nightmare of the Cold War was when Russia put missiles in Cuba - a lot more scary than the inneffectual Iranians. Even Saddam was able to defeat them.

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  3. Anonymous1:08 PM

    US President Tim Kalemkarian, US Senate Tim Kalemkarian, US House Tim Kalemkaian: best major candidate.

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